Hasenpfeffer

Diner: "Waiter, it says hasenpfeffer on the menu. Is it really rabbit?"

Waiter: "Yes, sir."

Diner (suspicious): "All rabbit?"

Waiter: "There's a little veal in it too."

Diner (still suspicious): "How much veal?"

Waiter: "Fifty-fifty."

Diner: "Fifty-fifty? Just what does that mean?"

Waiter. "Fifty-fifty. One of each."

Inspired by my previous post.